Dude: I got tattooed and I'm not too sure what to do with it...
Me: Where did you get your tattoo? Here?
Dude: No, got it from a friend of a friend.
Me: Well ask for his advice
Dude: Well we looked it up on the internet but there are too many opinions on the subject...
Me: Basically you're telling me you got your tattoo in a basement, yet you come see pros to tell you what to do?
I know there is no punch to that joke, because this is not a joke